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Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Closed, of course—why would I leave them open?

Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I would if reeeeally liked them, but I honestly don't remember doing so…and nowadays they're mostly the little ones meant for you to use the entire thing or take it with you, anyway.

Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
In.

Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
Erm, don't think so. XD

Do you like to use post-it notes?
All the time. Or any of my notepads/books/pieces of paper. I'm constantly making lists and writing stuff down.

Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
Sometimes. They go into the "coupon drawer," and most of them get redeemed, but some don't because we just don't need to buy the items before the expiration date.

Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
That's tough. I know how to ward off a bear, but if these creatures are already going after you, that's bad news. I guess bees, because I'm fast and could probably escape them. Maybe the bear too, but running away will only entice it to chase you even faster.

Do you have freckles?
Used to have a few as a kid, but not anymore.

Do you always smile for pictures?
Not always…depends on my mood, the occasion, who's taking the pic, what look I'm going for, whether I want to goof on the photographer, etc.

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Let's go with dust 'cause I've got several dozen. The answer to this on another survey I once took is just a big list.

Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
Occasionally.

Have you ever peed in the woods?
A few times when 'twas the only option…

What about pooped in the woods?
No.

Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing?
Pfffft, alla time. It's playin' in mah head, yo.

Do you chew your pens and pencils?
Chew? No. Finger-sharpen? Yes. Think erasers are actually kinda tasty? Yes.

How many people have you slept with this week?
Zip.

What size is your bed?
Twin.

What is your Song of the week?
Of the week….? *thinks back to last song I heard* Friday by Rebecca Black—OH GAWD NO. No. I shall go with "Pinkie's Brew!" *sings it* Yes, that'll do NICELY.

Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
REAL MEN WEAR PINK. Actually, real men wear whatever they goddamn well please. Pink is a color like any other. It's not strictly for females.

Do you still watch cartoons?
Do I still watch cartoons... Are you seriously asking me this??

Whats your least favorite movie?
*tries to think of the worst movie I've ever seen* Wow, why can't I think of one? Maybe I spend too much time obsessing over the ones that are awesome and erasing crappy ones from my memory...

Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
On Mars or in Abu Dhabi or someplace else no one would ever think to look.

What do you drink with dinner?
Depends. Water or juice, usually.

What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
A "Chick'n" nugget can go in ketchup, mustard, honey mustard, BBQ or teriyaki sauce, sweet & sour sauce…lotsa thins.

What is your favorite food?
I don't have just one. I love a lot of fruits and vegetables (such as mushrooms, carrots, celery, broccoli…), and pretty much any bread or pasta or nut. Mac & cheese and other pasta-based things are always awesome.

What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Disney classics, Don Bluth classics, Pixar films, and everything on my faves list (ask if you wanna see it, lol, it's long as hell.)

Last person you kissed/kissed you?
Ulla (my dog. Yes, of course she is a person!)

Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
Nope.

Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?
I dunno. Probably not, but depending upon which magazine it was, I might be able to be convinced.

When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
I handwrite a lot of notes, but you probably wouldn't call 'em full-fledged letters. At the beginning of the year I wrote one to NJ Assemblywoman Linda Stender, asking her to sign my application to become a Notary Public (she did.) It was written on Lisa Frank patchwork teddy bear stationery I figured she'd appreciate. :3
Can you change the oil on a car?

Actually my dad has to show me exactly how to do that, because my car's "change oil at next servicing" light is turning on every time I start her up.

Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
No, actually. I did have to go to court and pay a fine for refusing to get out of a police car's way because I thought he was trying to pull me over and I knew I'd done nothing wrong, so I kept going for a couple minutes and turned into the school lot—I was determined not to be late, lol.

Run out of gas?
I've come close, but no.

Favorite kind of sandwich?
Cucumber…maybe with a little lettuce and salad dressing. Or PB&J, or cream cheese and jelly.

Best thing to eat for breakfast?
Waffles, Belgian waffles…or pancakes…or French toast…or cereal…or yogurt…or a granola bar…or fruit…yeah, I like breakfast foods.

What is your usual bedtime?
What is this "bedtime" of which you speak…?

Are you lazy?
I have my moments…generally I wouldn't say so, though.

When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
Something different every year!! I was a gypsy, cowgirl, 50s Poodle skirt girl, medieval queen, Cleopatra/Egyptian queen, carpenter/construction worker, punk rock star, pirate, devil/Satan, elephant, cavewoman, genie, tiger, black cat, crab, several Kill Bill characters, a German beer maiden, a Native American princess, elephant, bunny……I still dress up a lot and have maaaaany excellent costume idears!

What is your Chinese astrological sign?
Rabbit (or Cat, if you use that instead.) I think I'm more like a cat than a rabbit, anyway.

How many languages can you speak?
1 ½. Fluent English, un peu de Francais…and I started Japanese and Swedish with basic home CD courses and language guides/maps…I'm quite interested in languages. ^^

Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Well, Aquarium Fish International just sent me their last published issue ever, so they're going to finish out my subscription purchase with Dog Fancy, of which I had been a subscriber for many years in the past. I also get the AKC's Family Dog, which is the electronic replacement for the AKC Gazette--another dog mag I used to get. There was also Dog World, Aquarium Fish USA (which may have eventually turned into International?), the Club Lisa Frank magalogs....ahh, those were the DAYS.

Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
ZOMG, Lincoln Logs--oh, what fun I had building cabins!! However, Legos are, naturally, very fun as well.

Are you stubborn?
As a mule...I will in fact stubbornly refuse to answer this question!

Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Errrmm…don't really care much, but Leno. I love his hilarious headlines.

Ever watch soap operas?
My mom, despite our agreement on their absurdity, follows "The Bold & the Beautiful" and "The Young & the Restless" every day. And in spite of myself, I actually began to develop a slight ironic interest. I'll watch them and let her know what happened if she's not in the room, and ask questions about the loathsome characters and ridiculous plots. My dad lols when he sees me. I'm just like, "Grrr, shaddap and go look up My Little Pony, blaaaaaurgh!"

Afraid of heights?
Naw, I enjoy 'em.

Sing in the car?
Yeeeeeesssss.

Dance in the shower?
YES.

Dance in the car?
Not standing, thank goodness, I've got that much sense…but yes, I get my groove on even whilst driving.

Ever used a gun?
Mmmhmm! The guys in my family are VERY into shooting, so of course I've handled various firearms. I'm not bad at target and skeet shooting, if I do say so myself.

Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
I guess it was when I received one of those Kean U scholarships and had to go to the acceptance dinner thing…they lined us all up and  took our pictures first…not that I ever recall seeing that photo afterward. O.o

Do you think musicals are cheesy?
*rolls up sleeves* Did you really just use the word "musicals" and "cheesy" in the same sentence, PUNK???

Is Christmas stressful?
The parts that are, are at least the best kind of stressful! XD

Ever eat a pierogi?
I LOVE me some pierogis. I'm Polish, man. And I pronounce it correctly, too. It's not just "puh-ro-gee." Arrgh!! No! You kinda roll the "r" so that it sounds like a "d"—"Pehr-doh-gee."

Favorite type of fruit pie?
Key lime or coconut cream…but I love pretty much all fruit pies, from peach to apple to blueberry to boysenberry.

Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
Veterinarian!

Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes.

Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Often. In fact, haven't I been asked this very question before? Numerous times?!

Take a vitamin daily?
YES—the delicious Flintstones!

Wear slippers?
Yeah, sometimes. I've got my Victoria's Secret popsicle ones and the fluffy pink Poodle pair made of that chenille microfiber that car-washing gloves have. I also wear the couple cool pairs I got for my mom, because she very rarely wear 'em.

Wear a bath robe?
Yeah, sometimes.

What do you wear to bed?
I often sleep in clothes that are comfortable enough so that I wake up dressed, but typically pajamas—pants, shorts, tanks, tops, nightgowns, etc. I have many, many, awesome pairs.

First concert?
I may have been taken to others when I was younger, but the first really big one I chose to attend that comes to mind was Jewel at the PNC Bank Arts Center.

Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
BRADLEES, MOTHAFUCKA….But I do love all three of these. If forced to choose, it's between Wal*Mart and Target. I shall say Wal*Mart, for 'tis currently the second happiest place on earth and a wonderland of awesomeness and cool shit. Usually. The big, beautiful, clean, and well-kept Supercenter ones, especially. A lot of the ones in my area positively suck by comparison with the excellent Wal*Marts I've been to. And I have been to many—my goal is to visit every one in the US. XD However, the World's Largest Wal*Mart (WLW) was just downright unimpressive as far as selection—not the worst place ever, but still a totally underwhelming let-down. Shame, because during the whole ride out there I felt as if we were going to Happy World Land. (Though I was not nearly as miserable as Plucky on the return trip.)

Nike or Adidas?
Uhhhh, Nike, I guess. Obviously I care little either way.

Cheetos Or Fritos?
Now THAT is a tough choice. Dammit. Fritos by 0.00000001%.

Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Mm, peanuts.

Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
I know that it means "very well/good" in French, but never heard of a (musical?) group by that name.

Ever take dance lessons?
Sadly, no--my parents never really wanted to waste time by having us go to practices, recitals, games, or anything like that, so I always just danced and sported at my own leisure...teaching myself and learning by observing others and practicing, mainly.

Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Not one in particular…there are a *lot* of things I can think of that could be very cool imo, but few professions would be an automatic turn-off or deal-breaker.

Can you curl your tongue?
Was gonna say no, but just tried it, and apparently I can. Whatta ya know.

Ever won a spelling bee?
Many. I was virtually unbeatable in elementary school.

Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
A few times. Nice feeling when the joy is that powerful.

Own any record albums?
Vicariously—my parents have a lot of theirs in the basement. Love 'em.

Own a record player?
Yep, it's downstairs with the records.

Regularly burn incense?
Pretty frequently. I've got my little Buddha burner with sandalwood and cinnamon sticks. ^^

Ever been in love?
Oh, yes. The very truest of true love. With fictional characters, teachers, actors/famous people…and far more rarely, with someone I actually know personally in this plane of existence. Which happens to be the case right now, though he is unfortunately seeing someone else.  

Who would you like to see in concert?
The Spice Girls, reunified again. :3 Or James Taylor, or the Beach Boys. Hell, there are dozens of artists and bands still performing that I'd jump at seeing.

What was the last concert you saw?
Blondie!

Hot tea or cold tea?
"Is the hot tea hot, or cold?" Not much of a tea drinker, usually, but I enjoy some occasionally. Chai, green…gingerbread. But I will say iced tea.

Tea or coffee?
Tea. I was unable to "develop a taste" for coffee. Tried for a while, and failed to ever love it enough to want to keep drinking it forever.

Sugar or snickerdoodles?
Hmmmm, sugar.

Can you swim well?
I've been told I'm like a fish…or a mermaid. :3 Which is good, because I LOVE the water—and aquatic life!

Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes…..

Are you patient?
Actually, I'm starting to get rather impatient with this survey…

I'm often forced to be, but tend to be quite unhappy about it.
DJ or band, at a wedding?

HMMMM, now there's an unusual question. Can't I have both? I guess you mostly see DJs now, but a band would be great, too.
Ever won a contest?

Yup, a couple. First one was a poetry contest. Oh, god, it was pretty awful…but I was a kid. They actually published my silly little poem about a park scene in a collection.
Ever have plastic surgery?

Ugh, you kidding? Never have, never will (voluntarily!)

Which are better black or green olives?
I actually don't like olives, but I suppose green? I really don't know.

Can you knit or crochet?
I can sew, but I'd need to be shown how to knit or crochet. My mom and grandma can both do one of those. I keep forgetting which one it is, or whether they both do the same one, or what. I think my mom learned it from my grandma, and whichever the easier one is—that's what they can do. XDD

Best room for a fireplace?
The living/rec room! 8D Although a kitchen fireplace would be hella cool, too. Especially in an old-fashioned brick or log kitchen.

Do you want to get married?
I'm not averse to the idea if the perfect dude comes along and it works out. Otherwise, it's not one of my life goals or anything.

If married, how long have you been married?
N/A, unless you count all of my fictional MYFCO marriages and the ones from the alternate universe which I also inhabit...and I suppose you really should, as these are all every bit as sanctified as any marriage in this world. ;D So, between 1 and 11 years.

Who was your HS crush?
My English teacher….yeah, I was one of those. Plus all those characters and celebs, of course. See "Delilah_" on Myfconline.com if truly interested in this aspect.

Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
I have a pretty fiery temper, but I've usually got more dignified and subtle ways of getting what I want….

Do you have kids?
Nein.

Do you want kids?
Probably not, unless you mean the non-human sort! However, if I did wind up married and he changed my mind about this, I'd consider trying to adopt one first. I don't loathe all children or anything, lol…heck, I'll always be a "child at heart" myself. So reliving that by having a blast with kids can be—well, a blast! But having them isn't one of my biggest goals or desires.

Whats your favorite color?
RAINBOW!!!!

Do you miss anyone right now?
I miss a LOT of people…

Did you watch, Next Great American Band on FOX?
Wut? No. And why do I get the feeling that whomever won isn't actually the next great anything…? -.-